Posted in: enart.nnmj.com Date: March 14th, 2010
MacGyver has the crazy intelligence but Norris has the roundhouse...i have a feeling they would kill each other...what do u think?That depends: does MacGyver have access to a potato, dental floss, some left over twine, and a key to a Volkswagen Scirocco? If so, then he's going to build some sort of death trap that Chuck will never see coming.
Otherwise, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick his head clean off his body.no one even remember MCguyver dude. I had to look him up on the net. chuck would deposit flowers at his grave, say a prayer for 90's shows that died out.MCGuyver would call on his evil twin brother, McGAYver and take norris from behind...GAME OVER...virginity lostIf a fight between these two occurs, I'm sure that Mac Gyver would win. Here's what he'll do: First he would arrange a meeting place between him and Chuck. Chuck being the courageous guy he is would gladly obliged. Mac would then parked a car ,and based on Mac Gyver episodes, he would insert a banana peel inside the car's exhaust and would calculate the possible places Norris will stand. When Chuck finally arrives, Mac would use his watch to reflect the suns rays on to a mirror, and that mirror would also reflect the rays towards the car's improvised solar panel battery and would start the engine. The car would race towards Chuck and the banana peel would spark a violent forward flip that would crush Chuck Norris ending the supposed match.
LOL. When I was a kid, I used to be a fan of Mac Gyver, my favorite improvised gadget of him was the 'breath-spray-flaming-torch'. Chuck sucks and like all the other Martial Art movie stars. A BIG FAKE...#If you have any other info about this subject , Please add it free.# |
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